doomstar:

o-kurwa:

Reporter accidentally makes half court shot

The producer worrying that her exclamation ruined the shot (it did but also it doesn’t matter) makes this so much funnier I can’t even explain

(via the-dork-web)

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

bunny-banana:

if u feel the first cramp and think “i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass” ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

Thousands of years of progress without painkillers and you decide to suffer? What are you, a Protestant ?

(via selfeffacing-jokes)

urlocalbitchboy:

urlocalbitchboy:

Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here’s a king sized candy bar

Originally posted by coyote-rain

Ohohohoho!! Allow me!

(via selfeffacing-jokes)

homeboygirl:

homeboygirl:

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas

(via selfeffacing-jokes)

1892:

is that a cd in your pocket or is your penis just hard and circle. with hole

(via dunmertitty)

fieldbears:

only-tiktoks:

Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.

teaboot:

fattylime:

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING

sunkissedfawn:

Originally posted by realhousewivesgifs

gotg2008:

gotg2008:

gotg2008:

had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3

imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now